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WTF am I smokiiiiiiiiing. SUUUUUGAR.

So I encountered this email in my usual day at work (the letter sender refers to having satellite TV installed at her place):

Yesterday my fiance and I were told we could have installation by the 25th of July.  But when we finalized our order we were told that we would not have it installed until the 11th of August. That is ridiculous. I would like it installed at least by August 1st or I need to cancel.

That is too long to wait, especially because I will be a newlywed and must leave my new spouse on the 13th of August for 6 months. My new spouse and I wanted to watch tv together for the first two weeks of our marriage, but now, because we were mislead that will not happen.  Please move up our install date. Thank you for your cooperation.

To borrow what redkinoko asked me (again, I just like it. Sorry, Jet), "WTF ARE YOU SMOKING??" First two weeks of marriage for FUCKING TV??

*cue hail and brimstone from heaven. Bato-bato sa langit, ang matamaan wag magalit*

Sure, I have to admit that it is not right that the installation date has to be pushed back, but that’s not the effing point. It’s the first two weeks of marriage being wasted on TV, that’s the point. That’s INANE. The wife also has to leave for six months. They will just waste it on TV. Whee.

Then again they may be subscribed to hardcore porn. Yeah, baby, YEAH!

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Tried my hand at writing a hardcore yuri scene, at the behest (okay, that was an overstatement) of a respectable writer, after I gave feedback for his own lemon. The second night of writing that scene, I complained to a friend "There are only so much permutations, so many synonyms for female genitals. And I HAVE USED THEM ALL!" *bangs head on the wall*.

Ignore that outburst. The truth is that I blush whenever I lift my pen (or hover my hands over the keyboard).

*splag*

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5 Responses to “WTF am I smokiiiiiiiiing. SUUUUUGAR.”

  1. Jet Says:
    July 19th, 2006 at 2:25 am

    Maybe there’s sex on TV. And it’s all good until one of them falls off.

    Then it’ll be tragedy.

  2. Mark Francis Says:
    July 19th, 2006 at 7:58 am

    I logged into my account after a few years just to reply. lol.

    Anyway, give copy of yuri scene plzzz!!11oneeleven

    -TensaiMan

  3. Mai Says:
    July 19th, 2006 at 9:05 pm

    XD Will do once I manage to finish it. It’s been one helluva challenge. The writers for Xerex and other similar sex columns should be given a raise.

    Gimme email. I won’t be posting it on my blog or anywhere. Ahahaha XD

  4. Yvie Says:
    July 28th, 2006 at 6:48 pm

    Still it’s too much porn for 2 weeks of marriage O_o;; Hahahaha! Wtf!!!

  5. Yvie Says:
    July 28th, 2006 at 6:49 pm

    Anyways, the blushing part while writing reminds me of Neil Gaiman. =p!

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